Frequently Asked Questions
Q: Are you single?
A: I'm off-limits.
Q: Can I see a pic of you?
A: No. Mind your own business.
Q: Do you have Snapchat?
A: No. I have personal socials, but I don't give them out to strangers.
Q: How old are you?
A: 31
Q: Favorite position?
A: CEO
Q: What do you think of my dick?
A: What is there to say about a strange, veiny, bald, hormonal mushroom? Point it the other direction.
Q: What are you looking for here?
A: Chatting/Orgasms
Q: Favorite type of porn?
A: Depends on my mood
Q: Favorite color?
A: Pink
Q: Favorite food?
A: Yes.
Q: What's your sign?
A: Virgo
Q: Are you new to PornHub?
A: No. I had an account here for 8 months but it got deleted and remade because it wasn't showing notifications and stuff.
If you have any other questions, please drop them in my inbox. I'll get to you shortly. ^